That Silky Smooth Feeling
So back in 8th grade my friend Lee had an embarrassing secret: he recieved some tampons in the mail addressed to “Leigh.” He was so embarrassed about this little mishap with his name that he swore his friends not to tell anyone else about the incident.
A few years later, I think it was around our senior year in high school, a group of our friends are sitting around Lee’s living room and some of the girls start talking about that time they called some tampons hotline and sent a whole bunch of boys free tampons addressed to slightly feminized versions of their names. Lee overheard and spilled the beans about his (now explained) mystery package. They had no idea they had caused him such trauma.
Anyway, today I recieved a female razor in the mail. The box tells me that I can finally get that silky smooth feeling. Girls, if you’re still up to this, stop it.