Life after the Talcott Parsons Project?

Readers of this blog may be familiar with the great Talcott Parsons Project, widely hailed as The Greatest Sociology Novelty Band Ever, and for whom I play lead guitar. Last night, our drummer Chris and I were contemplating what we could call our band if the TPP were no more (especially if the break-up were ugly, full of lawsuits and hateful name-calling in the press, which—lets face it—would be likely). Here are our ideas so far: